Entry 01...

11/05/25

hello world. it is me. i realised that in 2 years i'm graduating from school. what the actual fuck. what do you mean i'm never gonna be 15 sitting in my stupid little bed coding on my stupid little laptop in my parents house with no responsibilities?????????

man why does time fly? a couple years ago i was starting school and in 2 it's over. im going to have to actually find a boyfriend is what I'm saying. i can't endlessly crush on alex turner and cillian murphy anymore. can't sit in my stupid little bed kicking my feet while i read fan fiction😔

i think i should make a writing page. i write so much fanfiction myself that i think it warrants a part of this site. i'll bury it in here though. this diary will hold the secrets. nobody shall find out except us, right?😈

why am i being so freaky actually.

i was so freaky one day in class my teacher knew this guy, we're gonna call him D - short for DICK but anyway. his name actually started with a d. it just helps me keep track of everybody. so basically i was telling my teacher cause he left the school that when i joined the school he tried to wine and dine my 14 year old ahh into getting into bed with him. i told her i think i broke him and his girlfriend up

she tells me she knows the girl who he was dating and some girl mysteriously broke them up.

i go, was this in about july 2024?

she goes yeah.

I BROKE THEM UP. CONFIRMED.

moral of the story don't send voice notes to guys and you get one back with this:

"oh, your day *clap* sounded so *clap* hectic... *clap*""

also honourable mention for...this:

the worst part is that this man wouldve gotten on his knees for me if i told him to, but he couldn't dive between my legs like it was the redbull diving competition so he went and started screwing my friend instead. they're still together.

worst of the worst: guess who gooned to him (me)😱😱😱😱😱

"masturbation is a sin!!!" too late been sinning since i was 12 then🥀 everyday😔